The Honkin' and Tonkin' Will Continue Until Morale Improves

The honkin’ and tonkin’ will continue until morale improves.

 

A delightfully unhinged piece of workplace satire for anyone who’s survived corporate announcements, empty morale boosts, and baffling leadership decisions by tuning into some country tunes. This vinyl sticker delivers its message with a wink, a warning, and a touch of glittery absurdity. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, desks, water bottles, or anywhere you want to quietly signal that you’ve seen some things at work. Equal parts funny, ominous, and relatable — especially to office workers, country music lovers, and fans of dark humor. 

 

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Details

 • 3.98" x 1.06"

 • High-quality vinyl sticker

 • Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and weatherproof

 • Glittery finish for a playful look

 • Original design, illustration and typography

 

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Perfect for:

 • Country musicians

 • Workplace satire lovers

 • Desk and laptop decor

 • Coworker gifts

 • Managers with a sense of humor

 • Anyone questioning morale initiatives