The Product Does Not Wish To Be Managed

The product does not wish to be managed.

A deadpan piece of tech humor for product managers, designers, engineers, and anyone who’s ever watched a roadmap spiral out of control. This glittery vinyl sticker captures a familiar truth with calm authority and just enough sparkle to make it sting. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, desks, and anywhere you want to quietly signal that you’ve been in the meeting. Bold, minimal, and instantly recognizable to the right audience. Because sometimes, the product manages you.

 

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Details

 • 2" x 2"

 • High-quality vinyl sticker

 • Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and weatherproof

 • Glittery finish for a playful look

 • Original design, illustration and typography

 

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Perfect for:

 • Product managers

 • Designers & engineers

 • Tech & startup humor

 • Office desk decor

 • Laptop & notebook stickers

 • Gifts for coworkers

 • People who hate micromanagement